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Syn² · Apr 01, 2009, 10:54 PM // 22:54

i lawled =D

12chars

truemyths · Apr 01, 2009, 11:10 PM // 23:10

ok, I was taken in completely

gg

and thanks for the new avatars on guru, good one also... I thought my acct was being hacked at first

Evil Eye · Apr 01, 2009, 11:21 PM // 23:21

I found it stupid.

chowmein69 · Apr 01, 2009, 11:26 PM // 23:26

lol shroud of silence

Bargamer · Apr 01, 2009, 11:32 PM // 23:32

I totally wouldn't mind the Rit buff, except that most of them run out after so many trigger conditions anyways, so still not buffed enough.

Shroud of Silence should come with it's own message spam: "STFU, noob!" That would be epic. XD

lewis91 · Apr 01, 2009, 11:36 PM // 23:36

Hahaha i believed that up until sandstorm, great job

"Introduced a new Cartographer title for the Battle Isles.
PvP players need more to do besides killing each other, so now they can explore and show off their accomplishment with this brand new title."

15 second title ftw.

oh yeh, you've missed abit, or unless i cannot see it in your quote. but anyway "Animate Flesh Golem - Removed Single Golem Limit" !!!!OMGWTFLOLZ0R that would be amazing, 10 x lvl 26 fleshies running around.

Use the edit button, don't double post.

Zodiac Meteor · Apr 01, 2009, 11:45 PM // 23:45

Quote:

Scorpion Wire: no longer has half-range. Changed functionality to: "Target foe is teleported to your location and knocked down."
Shroud of Silence: changed functionality to: "For 5..20 seconds, target player cannot send chat messages."
Shadow Stepping has triggered complaints about how an Assassin can move instantly to a target, keep the target knocked down, and kill it before anybody has a chance to react. To address this concern without decreasing the Assassin's overall effectiveness, we're instead experimenting with allowing Assassins to teleport their foes directly to them.

LOL, my favorite, people complained that assassins teleport to them, so lets have them teleport to the assassins! Ahh, you gotta love taking a bad situations, reversing it, and getting a worse situation.

Quote:

Shroud of Silence gave us an opportunity to give players the ability to disable opposing tactics callers. Since everyone uses text to call targets, this should prove a deadly change in large battles.

WTB Elite assassin tome 100k +100 elite monk tomes.

Quote:

Mesmer

* No changes.

Just like last year

Quote:

Monk

* Ray of Judgment: Removed Burning condition, increased damage to 10..90.

Burning is worse than 90 damage

Quote:

Necromancer

* Animate Flesh Golem: removed the single-golem limit.

A usable elite MM skill? NO WAY

Quote:

On a direct hit, the Zaishen rank emote now deals minor damage based on the user's rank and knocks the target down.

WTB ZKEYS 50K EA.

LeoX · Apr 02, 2009, 12:05 AM // 00:05

Lmao I totally fell for that, I came here to see what's happening! LOL.

Rebelor · Apr 02, 2009, 12:44 AM // 00:44

really nice one, got my laugh in after being disappointed with the gwen thing

Nessar · Apr 02, 2009, 12:52 AM // 00:52

Totally awesome skill update. The searing flames & RoJ made me lol most xD.

Garreth MacLeod · Apr 02, 2009, 01:02 AM // 01:02

They got me at first. Was waiting to hear the uproar in-game. Until I got to the contect sensitive ones. Very funny stuff Anet.

Gwmaster · Apr 02, 2009, 01:12 AM // 01:12

i was getting all excited :P

Demon Slaya Of God · Apr 02, 2009, 01:17 AM // 01:17

lmao... i love anet

Pony Slaystation · Apr 02, 2009, 01:18 AM // 01:18

I'm suprised that they didn't say "All clipping issues with armor/weapon combinations have been fixed", just to bother the people that complain all of the time that their 200k shield doesn't look good with their 1000k armor XD

FengShuiDove · Apr 02, 2009, 01:22 AM // 01:22

Guess they're nerfing what they buffed. Another update... what could it be this time?

*Darcy* · Apr 02, 2009, 01:29 AM // 01:29

ArenaNet has a great sense of humor, much better than that of most players.

Apollo Smile · Apr 02, 2009, 01:30 AM // 01:30

Love how they made "The Power is Yours" even more of a Captain Planet reference. I'm loving the update. Just imagining how much it would make people rage..

Dark-NighT · Apr 02, 2009, 01:36 AM // 01:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xeros Rex

lol I loved that sandstorm one

Yeah lol.

Made me think, you never ever remove sandstorm of your ele bar when in nightfall, its one huge desert anyways xD

byteme! · Apr 02, 2009, 01:36 AM // 01:36

Shroud of Silence would be awesome if it were true. I would echo spam that skill everywhere I go. If I don't like you I'll perma-shutyouup.

Clone · Apr 02, 2009, 01:36 AM // 01:36

Honestly, knowing Anet's past actions, any of them could have just as easily been real.